Vote ME for President!

Vote Mimi Stricker for President!!  

The Top Ten reasons you should vote for Mimi

For those of you who know me, which is all of my loyal readers, this very statement strikes fear in to your heart!!  

1.  The Budget will be obliterated!!!

If you've ever heard the story about balancing my checkbook you will know for certain the American budget is NOT within my scope.  If you've never heard the story, here is the short version.  "Babe, why does it say approx $20 in your check register?" asked my sweet husband.  "I can't remember how much I wrote the check for, but it was around $20." I reply.  Can you say UNBALANCED BUDGET??  I have since began ordering duplicate checks.  So I guess the statement should read....The Budget will be confused.

2.  All chickens must free range! 

I'm sure many farmers will frown upon the idea of having to free range their chickens.  There isn't enough room for all those broiler chickens to just roam around and eat bugs to their heart's content.  I know this will also upset some city folk because of lax laws that allow city dwellers to keep chickens.  Instead of stray cats in the road you will see chickens.  I see this as becoming a serious safety hazard and I might need to rethink this one.

3.  All children must walk to school to "walk out" childhood obesity

I think if we require all children to walk to school there would no longer be a childhood obesity problem.  There might be a tardy problem, but they don't really learn very much in school, do they?  The other day Chloe informed me that 4th grade was getting hard because for the first time in her life she actually didn't know all the answers!!  Oh DEAR!  Her poor husband....sort of like MY POOR HUSBAND.  

4.  We should make all illegal drugs, LEGAL.

I really think we would cut down on the drug wars if we just made them legal.  Sell them, tax them, and give all the tax money to pay either the national debt or to fund education.  Another great idea is to turn the drug tax into the National Endowment for the Arts and then the arts will finally get the real funding they deserve!

5.  Rain boots for everyone!

If everyone has rain boots they will never have wet feet.  If they don't have wet feet they never get sick and therefore we can decrease the amount of money we spend on healthcare.  I think we should also supply Vicks Vapor Rub as well.  Between the dry feet and the Vicks, we are all healed!

6.  Make Florida beaches all NUDE.

I visited Florida this year because my friend moved out there to this sleepy little beach community.  No FAIR!!  So if we make Florida beaches nude beaches she will move back to Texas.  

7.  Every American couple is required to have more than one child.

If I couldn't be an only child, neither can you!!

8.  Movie candy will be required to be the same price as in other stores.

The movie theater is a luxury and it can be so expensive to take your family to have quality movie time.  If we lower the prices of the movie candy, we make it more affordable and they might actually make money instead of people bringing in the same candy that they purchased for less money.  

9.  I will sign into action the You Must Be Nice Bill.

This Bill requires people to be nice and if they are not nice they are required to stay home.  So if you wake up and are a cranky pants, you will receive a police escort home instead of ruining everyone else's day!!  You Must Be Nice Bill also includes a strict no whining clause.

10.  I can't tell you this one until AFTER the election!